Friday, September 16, 2005

I'm teaching in Our Nation's Capitol this week and I just have to get this off my chest...

PLEASE STOP, I CAN SEE YOU!

It's DATA mining. Not nosemining. And I'm not a TV.

3 comments:

PartnerInCrime said...

Gross. So not jealous of that.
Maybe you should start making jokes about it when you first start a class? Like when you're giving general class outlines, casually mention something about previous classes you've had with nose-pickers and how gross that is? Then maybe future nose-pickers in your classes will at least experience some degree of shame.

SNG said...

I thought she should make a special powerpoint slide that she can call up at any time that just has a cartoon image of a nose-picker and the words, "Stop. I can see you."
Data mining. Ha!

KINKY FRIEDMAN said...

Ol' Ben Lucas
Ol¡¯ Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus
Comin¡¯ right out of his nose.
He picked and picked till it made you sick
But back again it grows.
Well, ol¡¯ Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus
Comin¡¯ right out of his nose.
He picked and picked till it made you sick,
But back again it grows.
When it¡¯s cotton picking time in Texas,
Boys, it¡¯s booger picking time for Ben.
He¡¯d raise that finger mean and hostile
Stick it in that waitin¡¯ nostril,
Here he comes with a green one once again.
All right, pick it, Eric!
Ol¡¯ Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus
Comin¡¯ right out of his nose.
He picked and picked till it made you sick,
But back again it grows.
Everybody!
Ol¡¯ Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus
Comin¡¯ right out of his nose,
He picked and picked till it made you sick
But back again it grows.